COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING

Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.

INTRODUCING JADED LITTLE PILL.

There is literally nothing ironic about a black fly in your chardonnay. It's probably just a health code violation. And who gives a sh*t if it rains on your wedding day? Just go inside where it's not raining, and most marriages end in divorce anyway, so what's the point? The only thing ironic about the song ironic is that nothing in that song is ironic. Sh*t just happens. Deal with it. Namaste.